No Shit Woman!

I have a major dislike of the Bachelor. Major , major, major dislike. But I watch it with my mother to be a nice daughter.

What I really want to know is, are these people for real? Like do they really fall in love after being on a date with one woman and 12 other suitors? Do they fall in love with her when she is off in a corner making out with some other guy? Are they heartbroken when they don't get a rose? Do they all actually cry on the first date?

I'm scared about the answers to these questions.

One of my strongest traits is to feel second hand embarrassment. But believe it or not, this is not a good trait to have. Do you realize for 2 hours every Monday I have to watch the television with my hands over my eyes! I die a bit inside, and my brain cells evacuate my head in a mass exodus! It's horrible!!



That's why I really want to know why people are so shocked that Jake and Vienna broke up. Apparently she has come out and said they haven't had sex in 4 months. Like seriously woman, you seem young and sassy, are you blind to the fact that your man likes other men?

Jake and his whole family are probably drowning in their tears right now (seriously, the females in his family were the only ones who didn't cry). I don't have anything against men who cry, however, if you have known a woman for 2 weeks and you cry because of how much you love her then yes, I will judge you. If your father cries over a woman he just met because he really feels you are a perfect match and he can't wait to welcome her into the family, then yes I will judge you and him.

Look at Jake's face and tell me you weren't wondering about him the entire time.

Do I need to say anything more...

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