It's gonna rain cats and dogs....

Dear Weather Network,
Why is it exactly that you can't do your job at all anymore? I find it extremely entertaining to watch all of you on the channel get exited about thunderstorms we are supposed to get the next day or that very afternoon, when in reality NOTHING ever happens. I am certainly not complaining about the beautiful weather we have been getting, but according to you we should have gotten torrential downpours every single afternoon for the past 2 months and truthfully, I'm still waiting for it. 
I don't even bother watching the long-term forecast because you guess it just as well as Miss Cleo could. But I'm in awe as to how badly you can predict the weather pattern that is supposed to happen within the next few hours. 

I'm very disappointed with you. I know predicting the weather is hard and I know nothing about it. But if everyone fucked their job up as much as you do then we would be living in a shit hole of a country. Imagine bus drivers being as "effective" as you are, or bankers functioning as well as you do. Never mind high profile jobs. Think of prostitutes! Promising a full night of fun for 20 dollars when in fact when you bring them home you discover they wear granny underparts, haven't shaved in 4 months, have a couple of STDs and are in fact of the opposite sex of what they seemed. How would you feel? 

Wouldn't you be left wondering: why the fuck did I cancel my plans for that storm?!

Still waiting for that big summer downpour you keep on promising, 
Diego