Ok, so I realize that my very first blog post is going to be about boobs, but you know this is something I feel really passionate about.
As a person with boobs, it is actually one of my biggest fears that for some reason I will have to walk around without a bra. It is beyond uncomfortable, there is rubbing and material gets up into odd places... it's just all around bad.
So please tell me, why the hell does Lindsay Lohan choose to constantly walk around braless? Is it for easy access? Is it to feed malnourished children? Is it a fetish thing? I really don't know. But if I were to ever run in to Lindsay Lohan I would actually plead with her to sling that shit up. Not only does it make her look like she has old lady boobs, but it gives me sympathy pains. My sympathy pain then conjures up memories of the Gay Pride Parade 2 years ago in Toronto where a flock of lesbians on motorcycles paraded down the route topless. There was one woman with boobs the length of my legs without a bra, and I vomited in my mouth. I also have nightmares from time to time...
Point of the story is I'm sure the 60s were an awesome time, but there is a reason why people stopped burning their bras!
Photo courtesy of: Drunken Stepfather
Hilariously said :)
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