Tuesday, July 13, 2010

TRUE BLOOD ep. 4 - One-liners Summary












** SPOILER ALLERT!**
Please don't read this unless you have seen the 4th episode of True Blood OR if you are like Nicole who reads the end of books first. I will be summarizing the entire episode giving one-liners for each character.




Sookie doesn't have a nut sack.


Alcide looks hot even when carrying toilet paper.


Jason can blackmail best while peeing drunk.


Bill likes to have nasty vampire sex without holding back.


Peter Pan has grown up after all, his name is Eric.


Pam doesn't like silver as much as other girls do. (ps. if they kill Pam off I'm NOT watching this show ever again!)


Jessica apparently was looking for a waitressing job.....?


Sam was better off without a family, who by the way should join the circus.


Tara should think about it twice before she has sex with strangers.

Lafayette should look for business somewhere other than the studio of a Country video.
  


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