Fire Crotch is baaaaack!

It seems like everyday Lindsay Lohan's 90 day jail sentence seems to be cut shorter and shorter. Everyday it changes, but the only thing that is definitely known is that she won't be doing anything near the whole sentence. Is this fair? Apparently due to overcrowding her stay must be shorter, but frankly for the amount of times this woman has gotten behind the wheel while inebriated, she seems like she IS absolutely a big threat to society. It seems like she has been in at least 15 different accidents, how does that happen?

Anyways, apparently Lindsay is being teased in prison. They already have her in isolation, yet somehow the other inmates have seen her enough to have gotten under her skin. It's being reported that they were yelling and calling her "Fire Crotch."

Personally I think this is hilarious. 1) If you don't want people talking about your parts then you should have thought about that before going pantiless over and over, 2) You have gotten away with so much shit, and now your jail sentence is being dwindled down to basically nothing, being called fire crotch should be part of your sentence. What is MOST funny though is the fact that these women in prison have read enough gossip blogs to know that this is her nick name! Well... that's what's most funny to me.

Is that why she is never a red-head anymore? Is she trying to throw people off? Lindsay, we already know!

Edit: Apparently there's going to be a 'Free Lindsay' rally in New York tomorrow, in case anyone interested in attending this very important cause.