Courtney Love is going to kill Robert Pattinson

Now I don't necessarily want to get to into this story because I don't want Courtney Love coming after me too. She scares the shit out of me. A few months ago I was reading "Who Killed Kurt Cobain?" and though everyone may think I'm crazy I felt like Courtney could have very well be watching me and plotting my murder/suicide too. But anyways....

A few months ago she went on a crazy rant blasting Robert Pattinson because apparently he had been given the script to the Kurt Cobain biopic, which has been in development for an eternity. He hadn't even been offered the part, nor is this movie in any way near production. But Courtney needed to put her 2 cents in and said "“Who would cast him? That’’s just wrong." Like really dude, you are running everything about this show I'm pretty sure you would have final say, so why do you feel it is necessary to go public and slam someone who didn't even accept the part? Crazy.

That was all a couple of months ago though, and Sparkly Edward decided to talk about it now. He went so long without saying a word, he couldn't have just kept his mouth shut. Not only does he slam the rumors that he was even offered the part, but HE CALLS COURTNEY A DICK!

“Sometimes these things just appear. I love Nirvana, but I love them a bit too much - I'd be embarrassed. And you see all these comments, like from Courtney Love, saying 'What the fuck! He's totally wrong for it', and I'm like, 'I fucking said no, you dick! I didn't get offered it.”

 Oh dear...

Now I'm not the biggest RPattz fan in the world, but I don't mind him as a human being, I think he would be a nice fellow. This is why I'm sad that Courtney Love is going to run him down with her car, or eat him, or use the fat from his mothering hips as lip injections. Maybe it's for the best though, because without Rob they can't make Breaking Dawn, and frankly, I think that is saving him from a load of embarrassment.

Still, if these are his final days then maybe I should give him props for standing up for himself. He's mighty brave, much braver than I.

So the search goes on for the perfect Kurt Cobain. Courtney wants James McAvoy or Ryan Gosling to play Kurt and Scarlett Johannson to play her. Of course she wants Scarlett to play her, obviously Coutney was such a blond bombshell way back in the day... yup.

While I think Ryan or James would do a great job of playing Kurt, I think they could find a much better lookalike, like Joe Anderson from Across the Universe. Identical right?

Anyways, this post was inspired by a recent article I saw about Frances Bean who, at 17, is showing her sketches in an LA gallery for the first time. She's pretty good... pretty disturbing, but can you blame her?